Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 41 - 50 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  41 of 833

Any time you wish to demonstrate something, the number of
faults is proportional to the number of viewers.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  42 of 833

All American cars are basically Chevrolets.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  43 of 833

A coup that is known in advance is a coup that does not
take place.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  44 of 833

No experiment is ever a complete failure.
It can always be used as a bad example.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  45 of 833

Despite the sign that says "wet paint",
please don't.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  46 of 833

Everything tastes more or less like chicken.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  47 of 833

People don't change; they only become more so.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  48 of 833

I finally got it all together...
but I forgot where I put it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  49 of 833

If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is
because of something left out, rather than added.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  50 of 833

There is always one more bug.
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