Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 401 - 410 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  401 of 833

The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in
will be taken by the person in front of you.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  402 of 833

The other line moves faster.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  403 of 833

If you change lines, the one you just left will start
to move faster than the one you are now in.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  404 of 833

The longer you wait in line, the greater the
likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  405 of 833

The slowest checker is always at the quick-check-out
lane.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  406 of 833

Whenever you cut your fingernails you will find a
need for them an hour later.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  407 of 833

(1)     If the weather is extremely bad, church
        attendance will be down.
(2)     If the weather is extremely good, church
        attendance will be down.
(3)     If the bulletin covers are in short supply
        church attendance will exceed all expectations.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  408 of 833

If a situation requires undivided attention, it will
occur simultaneously with a compelling distraction.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  409 of 833

The further away the disaster or accident occurs, the
greater the number of dead and injured required for it
to become a story.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  410 of 833

The closer you are to the facts of a situation, the
more obvious are the errors in all news coverage of
the situation.
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