Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 411 - 420 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  411 of 833

The further you are from the facts of a situation,
the more you tend to believe news coverage of the
situation.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  412 of 833

The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal
the letter.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  413 of 833

The most interesting specimen will not be labeled.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  414 of 833

Some errors will always go unnoticed until the book
is in print.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  415 of 833

The first page the author turns to upon receiving an
advance copy will be the page containing the worst
error.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  416 of 833

(1)     Never draw what you can copy.
(2)     Never copy what you can trace.
(3)     Never trace what you can cut out and paste down.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  417 of 833

The best shots happen immediately after the last
frame is exposed.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  418 of 833

The best shots are generally attempted through the
lens cap.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  419 of 833

Any surviving best shots are ruined when someone
inadvertently open the darkroom door and all of the
dark leaks out.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  420 of 833

If a three-story buiding served by one elevator, nine
times out of ten the elevator care will be on a floor
where you are not.
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