Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 441 - 450 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  441 of 833

(1)     Anyone can make a decision given enough facts.
(2)     A good manager can make a decision without enough
        facts.
(3)     A perfect manager can operate in perfect ignorance.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  442 of 833

The boss who attempts to impress employees with his
knowledge of intricate details has lost sight of his
final objective.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  443 of 833

You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if you
don't burn your bridges until you come to them.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  444 of 833

In a hierarchical system, the rate of pay varies
inversely with the unpleasantness and difficulty
of the task.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  445 of 833

The client who pays the least complains the most
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  446 of 833

A lack of planning on your part
does not constitute an emergency on my part.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  447 of 833

I know you believe you understand
   what you think I said,
      however, I am not sure you realize,
         that what I think you heard
            is not what I meant
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  448 of 833

Real programmers don't eat muffins.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  449 of 833

In any bureaucracy, paperwork increases as you spend
more and more time reporting on the less and less you
are doing.  Stability is achieved when you spend all of
your time reporting on the nothing you are doing.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  450 of 833

Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for
a number and then give it back to them.
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