Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 471 - 480 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  471 of 833

The one wrench or drill bit you need will be the one
missing from the tool chest.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  472 of 833

Most projects require three hands.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  473 of 833

Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  474 of 833

The more carefully you plan a project, the more
confusion there is when something goes wrong.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  475 of 833

Murphy's rule for precision:
        Measure with a micrometer
        Mark with chalk
        Cut with an axe
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  476 of 833

You can't fix it if it ain't broke.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  477 of 833

First rule of intelligent tinkering:
        Save all the parts
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  478 of 833

Access holes will be 1/2" too small.
Holes that are the right size will be in the wrong place.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  479 of 833

If it would be cheaper to buy a new unit, the company
will insist upon repairing the old one.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  480 of 833

If it would be cheaper to repair the old one, the
company will insist on the latest model.
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