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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 491 - 500 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  491 of 833

The one time in the day that you lean back and relax
is the one time the boss walks through the office.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  492 of 833

Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  493 of 833

When you do not know what you are going, do it neatly.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  494 of 833

Teamwork is essential.  It allows you to blame someone else.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  495 of 833

Science is true.  Don't be misled by facts.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  496 of 833

(1)     If it's green or it wiggles, it's biology.
(2)     If it stinks, it's chemistry.
(3)     If it doesn't work, it's physics.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  497 of 833

Nothing improves an innovation like lack of controls.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  498 of 833

The quality of correlation is inversely proportional
to the density of control.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  499 of 833

If reproducibility may be a problem conduct the
test only once.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  500 of 833

If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two
data points.
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