Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 511 - 520 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  511 of 833

One man's error is another man's data.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  512 of 833

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires
a computer.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  513 of 833

When putting it into memory, remember where you put it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  514 of 833

Never test for an error condition you don't know
how to handle.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  515 of 833

Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter, since
nobody listens.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  516 of 833

People who love sausage and respect the law should
never watch either one being made.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  517 of 833

No matter what they're telling you, they're not
telling you the whole truth.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  518 of 833

No matter what they're talking about, they're
talking about money.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  519 of 833

In any dealings with a collective body of people, the
people will always be more tacky than originally expected.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  520 of 833

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing
theirs, then you just don't understand the problem.
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