Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 591 - 600 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  591 of 833

If daily class attendance is mandatory, a schedules
exam will product increased absenteeism.  If attendance
is optional, a schedules exam will produce persons you
have never seen before.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  592 of 833

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition
doesn't mean he knows what it is.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  593 of 833

The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the
waiting room, the longer you will have to wait for
your scheduled appointment.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  594 of 833

Only adults have difficulty with child-proof bottles.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  595 of 833

You never have the right number of pills left on the
last day of a prescription.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  596 of 833

The pills to be taken with meals will be the least
appetizing ones.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  597 of 833

Even water tastes bad when taken on doctors orders.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  598 of 833

If your condition seems to be getting better, it's
probably your doctor getting sick.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  599 of 833

Beware of the physician who is great at getting
out of trouble.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  600 of 833

A drug is that substance which, when injected into a
rat, will produce a scientific report.
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