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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 61 - 70 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  61 of 833

If you've got them by the balls,
their hearts and minds will follow.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  62 of 833

People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell
them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  63 of 833

If at first you don't succeed, transform your dataset.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  64 of 833

Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  65 of 833

Any given program cost more and take longer.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  66 of 833

If a program is useful, it will be changed.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  67 of 833

If a program is useless, it will be documented.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  68 of 833

Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  69 of 833

The value of a program is proportional
to the weight of its output.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  70 of 833

Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy!
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