Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 621 - 630 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  621 of 833

The amount of wind will vary inversely with the number
and experience of the people you have on board.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  622 of 833

No matter how strong the breeze when you leave the dock
once you have reached the furthest point from port
the wind will die.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  623 of 833

The time available to go fishing shrinks as the fishing
season draws nearer.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  624 of 833

The least experienced fisherman always catches the
biggest fish.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  625 of 833

The more elaborate and costly the equipment, the greater
the chance of having to stop at the fish market
on the way home.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  626 of 833

The worse your line is tangled, the better is the
fishing around you.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  627 of 833

The mountain gets steeper as you get closer.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  628 of 833

The mountain looks closer than it is.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  629 of 833

All trails have more uphill sections that they have
level or downhill sections.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  630 of 833

The one who least wants to play is the one who will win.
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