Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 631 - 640 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  631 of 833

All things being equal, you lose.

All things being in your favor, you still lose.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  632 of 833

Win or lose, you lose.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  633 of 833

No matter where you go, there you are!
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  634 of 833

It always takes longer to get there than to get back.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  635 of 833

If everything is coming your way, you're in the
wrong lane.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  636 of 833

If you allow someone to get in front of you either:
(1)     The car in front will be the last one over a
        railroad crossing, and you will be stuck waiting
        for a long, slow-moving train; or
(2)     you both will have the same destination and the
        other car will get the last parking space.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  637 of 833

If you have to park six blocks away, you will find two
new parking spaces right in front of the building
entrance.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  638 of 833

When you're not in a hurry, the traffic light will turn
green as soon as your vehicle comes to a complete stop.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  639 of 833

A car and a truck approaching each other on an otherwise
deserted road will meet at the narrow bridge.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  640 of 833

The speed of an oncoming vehicle is directly proportional
to the length of the passing zone.
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