Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 661 - 670 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  661 of 833

The "consumer report" on the item will come out a week
after you've made your purchase:

(1)     The one you bought will be rated "unacceptable".
(2)     The one you almost bought will be rated "best buy".
 
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If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive
your order.
If you do write, you'll receive the merchandise before
your angry letter reaches its destination.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  663 of 833

The most important item in an order will no longer
be available.
 
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During the time an item is on back-order, it will be
available cheaper and quicker from many other sources.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  665 of 833

People will buy anthing that's one to a customer.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  666 of 833

Security isn't.
 
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Management can't.
 
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Sale promotions don't.
 
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Consumer assistance doesn't.
 
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Workers won't.
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