Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 681 - 690 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  681 of 833

The rotten egg will be the one you break into the
cake batter.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  682 of 833

Any cooking utensil placed in the dishwasher will be
needed immediately thereafter for something else.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  683 of 833

Any measuring utensil used for liquid ingredients will
be needed immediately thereafter for dry ingredients.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  684 of 833

Time spent consuming a meal is in inverse proportion
to time spent preparing it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  685 of 833

Whatever it is, somebody will have had it for lunch.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  686 of 833

If you're wondering if you took the meat out to
thaw, you didn't.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  687 of 833

If you're wondering if you left the coffee pot
plugged in, you did.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  688 of 833

If you're wondering if you need to stop and pick up
bread and eggs on the way home, you do.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  689 of 833

If you're wondering if you have enough money to take
the family out to eat tonight, you don't.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  690 of 833

The spot you are scrubbing on glassware is always on
the other side.
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