Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 711 - 720 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  711 of 833

Possessions increase to fill the space available for
their storage.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  712 of 833

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  713 of 833

(1)     The telephone will ring when you are outside the
        door, fumbling for your keys.

(2)     You will reach it just in time to hear the click
        of the caller hanging up.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  714 of 833

People to whom you are attracted invariably thing you
remind them of someone else.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  715 of 833

The one who snores will fall asleep first.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  716 of 833

Never get excited about a blind date because of how
it sounds over the phone.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  717 of 833

The love letter you finally got the courage to send
will be delayed in the mail long enough for you to
make a fool of yourself in person.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  718 of 833

Other people's romantic gestures seem novel and exciting.

Your own romantic gestures seem fooolish and clumsy.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  719 of 833

The length of a marriage is inversely proportional
to the amount spent on the wedding.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  720 of 833

The probablility of meeting someone you know increases
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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