Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 721 - 730 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  721 of 833

If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember
you - the next time he's in need.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  722 of 833

Virtue is its own punishment.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  723 of 833

If you do something right once, someone will ask
you to do it again.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  724 of 833

The one day you'd sell your soul for something,
souls are a glut.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  725 of 833

The scratch on the record is always through the song
you like most.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  726 of 833

Superiority is recessive.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  727 of 833

Forgive and remember.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  728 of 833

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral
or fattening.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  729 of 833

Anything good in life either causes cancer in
laboratory mice or is taxed beyond reality.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  730 of 833

To err is human -- to blame it on someone else is
even more human.
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