Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 761 - 770 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  761 of 833

Life is like an ice-cream cone:  You have to learn to
lick it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  762 of 833

One place where you're sure to find the perfect
driver is in the back seat.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  763 of 833

Nothing is indestructible, with the possible exception
of discount-priced fruitcakes.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  764 of 833

How do they know no two snowflakes are alike.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  765 of 833

How did they measure hail before the golf ball was invented.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  766 of 833

To err is human, to forgive is divine --
but to forget it altogether is humane.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  767 of 833

"Watching a birdie" in hand is safer that watching
one overhead.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  768 of 833

The light at the end of the tunnel can be a helluva
nuisance, especially if your're using the tunnel
as a darkroom.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  769 of 833

Never play leapfrog with a photo enlarger.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  770 of 833

Never argue with an artist.
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