Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 771 - 780 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  771 of 833

When in doubt, don't muble, overexpose ... then mumble.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  772 of 833

The light at the end of the tunnel really is a train.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  773 of 833

A budget is saving quarters in a mason jar for
Christmas and spending them by Easter.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  774 of 833

A budget is spending $15.00 on gas to drive to a
shopping mall to save $4.30 on a 20 pound turkey.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  775 of 833

A budget is wondering why you should balance yours
if the government can not balance theirs.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  776 of 833

A budget is trying to figure out how the family next
door is doing it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  777 of 833

A budget is a plan that falls apart when the plumber
has to make an emergency visit.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  778 of 833

A budget is trying to make $25.00 go as far today as
it did when you were first married.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  779 of 833

A budget is buying a dress two sizes too small because
it was marked down.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  780 of 833

You sure have to borrow a lot of money these days to
be an average consumer.
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