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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 791 - 800 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  791 of 833

After winning an argument with his wife,
the wisest thing a man can do is apologize.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  792 of 833

If opportunity came disguised as temptation,
one knock would be enough.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  793 of 833

If there was any justice in this world, people would
occasionally be permitted to fly over pigeons.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  794 of 833

Easy doesn't do it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  795 of 833

Most people want to be delivered from temptation but
would like it to keep in touch.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  796 of 833

When a distinguised scientist states something is possible,
he is almost certainly right.  When he states that
something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  797 of 833

Everyone gets away with something.
No one gets away with everything.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  798 of 833

Remain silent about your intentions until you are sure
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  799 of 833

Calm down .... it is only ones and zeros.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  800 of 833

Real programmers don't write COBOL.
COBOL is for wimpy applications programmers.
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