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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 81 - 90 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  81 of 833

Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  82 of 833

Those with the best advice offer no advice.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  83 of 833

Speak softly and own a big, mean doberman.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  84 of 833

Democracy is that form of government where
everybody gets what the majority deserves.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  85 of 833

If you're worried about being crazy,
don't be overly concerned:
If you were, you would think you were sane.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  86 of 833

Pills to be taken in twos always come
out of the bottle in threes.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  87 of 833

Flynn is dead
Tron is dead
long live the MCP.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  88 of 833

Why worry about tomorrow?  We may not make it through today!
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  89 of 833

Real programmers don't number paragraph names
consecutively.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  90 of 833

If you're feeling good, don't worry,
you'll get over it.
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