Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 801 - 810 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  801 of 833

I have not lost my mind, it is backed up on tape somewhere.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  802 of 833

Real programmers do not document.
Documentation is for simps who can't read listings or
object code.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  803 of 833

Real programmers don't write specs -- users should
consider themselves lucky to get any programs at all and
take what they get.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  804 of 833

Real programmers don't comment their code. if it is hard
to write, it should be hard to understand.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  805 of 833

Real programmers don't write apllications programs; they
program right down on the bare metal.  Application
programming is for feebs who can't do systems programming.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  806 of 833

Real programmers don't eat quiche.  In fact, real
programmers don't know how to spell quiche.  They eat
twinkies and szechwan food.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  807 of 833

Real programmer's programs never work the first time.  But
if you throw them on the machine, they can be patched into
working in "only a few" 30-hour debugging sessions.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  808 of 833

Real programmers don't write in Fortran.  Fortran is for
pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  809 of 833

Real programmers never work 9 to 5.  If any real
programmers are around at 9 a.m., it's because they
were up all night.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  810 of 833

Real programmers don't write in Basic.  Actually, no
programmers write in basic after age 12.
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