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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 811 - 820 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  811 of 833

Real programmers don't write in PL/1.  PL/1 is for
programmers who can't decide whether to write in
COBOL or Fortran.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  812 of 833

Real programmers don't play tennis or any other sport
that requires you to change clothes.  Mountain climbing is
O.K., and real programmers wear their climbing boots to work
in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the middle
of the machine room.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  813 of 833

Real programmers don't write in Pascal, Bliss, or Ada, or
any of those pinko computer science languages.  Strong
typing is for people with weak memories.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  814 of 833

On a clear disk, you can seek forever.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  815 of 833

Hollerith got us into this hole mess!
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  816 of 833

No major project is ever installed on time, within budgets,
with the same staff that started it.  Yours will not be the
first.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  817 of 833

When things are going well, something will go wrong.
When things just can't get any worse, they will.
When things appear to be going better you have overlooked
something.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  818 of 833

If project content is allowed to change freely, the rate of
change will exceed the rate of progress.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  819 of 833

No system is ever completely debugged:  Attempts to debug
a system will inevitably introduce new bugs that are even
harder to find.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  820 of 833

A carelessly planned project will take three times
longer than expected; a carefully planned project will
take only twice as long.
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