Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 821 - 830 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  821 of 833

After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said
than done
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  822 of 833

If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  823 of 833

Never wrestle with a pig; you both get dirty, and the pig
likes it!
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  824 of 833

Never argue with an idiot:  People watching may not be able
to tell the difference.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  825 of 833

Don't fight with a bear in his own cage.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  826 of 833

The six steps of program management are:
(1)     Wild enthusiasm
(2)     Disenchantment
(3)     Total confusion
(4)     Search for guilty
(5)     Punishment for the innocent
(6)     Promotion of the non-participants
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  827 of 833

He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from
the next freeway exit.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  828 of 833

An expert doesn't know any more than you do.  He or she is
merely better organized and uses slides.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  829 of 833

Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have
to do it himself/herself.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  830 of 833

You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to
float on his back, you've really got something.
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