| Freebsd Murphys Law: 91 of 833 |
Real programmers don't grumble about the disadvantages
of Cobol when they don't know any other language.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 92 of 833 |
Definition of an elephant:
A mouse built to goverment specifications.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 93 of 833 |
Real programmers are kind to rookies.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 94 of 833 |
Real programmers don't notch their desks for each
completed service request.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 95 of 833 |
You don't have to be crazy to work here
but it sure helps!!!!!!!
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 96 of 833 |
Real programmers don't announce how many times the
operations department called them last night.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 97 of 833 |
A day without sunshine ....
is like ... night!
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 98 of 833 |
Real programmers are secure enough to write readable code,
which they then self-righteously refuse to explain.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 99 of 833 |
Real programmers don't play video games, they write them.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 100 of 833 |
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
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