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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 91 - 100 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  91 of 833

Real programmers don't grumble about the disadvantages
of Cobol when they don't know any other language.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  92 of 833

Definition of an elephant:
A mouse built to goverment specifications.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  93 of 833

Real programmers are kind to rookies.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  94 of 833

Real programmers don't notch their desks for each
completed service request.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  95 of 833

You don't have to be crazy to work here
but it sure helps!!!!!!!
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  96 of 833

Real programmers don't announce how many times the
operations department called them last night.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  97 of 833

A day without sunshine ....
is like ... night!
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  98 of 833

Real programmers are secure enough to write readable code,
which they then self-righteously refuse to explain.
 
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Real programmers don't play video games, they write them.
 
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Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
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