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The best things in life are for a fee.
 
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The best things in life go on sale sooner or later.
 
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The best way to accelerate a Macintoy is at 9.8 meters per second, squared.
 
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The best way to avoid responsibility is to say, "I've got responsibilities."
 
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The best way to get rid of worries is to let them die of neglect.
 
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The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
 
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The best way to preserve a right is to exercise it, and the right to
smoke is a right worth dying for.
 
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The best ways are the most straightforward ways.  When you're sitting around
scamming these things out, all kinds of James Bondian ideas come forth, but
when it gets down to the reality of it, the simplest and most straightforward
way is usually the best, and the way that attracts the least attention.
Also, pouring gasoline on the water and lighting it like James Bond doesn't
work either.... They tried it during Prohibition.
                -- Thomas King Forcade, marijuana smuggler
 
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The best you get is an even break.
                -- Franklin Adams
 
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The better part of valor is discretion.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
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