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All theoretical chemistry is really physics;
and all theoretical chemists know it.
                -- Richard P. Feynman
 
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All things are possible, except skiing thru a revolving door.
 
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All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for
fun.  Money's just the way we keep score.
 
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All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
 
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All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers ... Each one owes
infinitely more to the human race than to the particular country in
which he was born.
                -- Francois Fenelon
 
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All [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent
upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a
visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is
informing, stimulating and ennobling.
                -- H. L. Mencken
 
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Alliance, n.:
        In international politics, the union of two thieves who have
their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot
separately plunder a third.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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Alone, adj.:
        In bad company.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight
Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
                -- Dave Barry
 
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Although the moon is smaller than the earth, it is farther away.
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