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After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party?  Surely not
for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have
simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.
                -- P. J. O'Rourke
 
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After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will be found
on the bench.
 
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After [Benjamin] Franklin came a herd of Electrical Pioneers whose
names have become part of our electrical terminology: Myron Volt, Mary
Louise Amp, James Watt, Bob Transformer, etc.  These pioneers conducted
many important electrical experiments.  For example, in 1780 Luigi
Galvani discovered (this is the truth) that when he attached two
different kinds of metal to the leg of a frog, an electrical current
developed and the frog's leg kicked, even though it was no longer
attached to the frog, which was dead anyway.  Galvani's discovery led
to enormous advances in the field of amphibian medicine.  Today,
skilled veterinary surgeons can take a frog that has been seriously
injured or killed, implant pieces of metal in its muscles, and watch it
hop back into the pond just like a normal frog, except for the fact
that it sinks like a stone.
                -- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?"
 
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"After I asked him what he meant, he replied that freedom consisted of
the unimpeded right to get rich, to use his ability, no matter what the
cost to others, to win advancement."
                -- Norman Thomas
 
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After I run your program, let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  336 of 3566

After living in New York, you trust nobody, but you believe
everything.  Just in case.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  337 of 3566

After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access
cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been
removed.
 
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Afternoon, n.:
        That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the
morning.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  339 of 3566

Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a
change.
 
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Age before beauty; and pearls before swine.
                -- Dorothy Parker
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