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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1382 of 2182

Every one says that politicians lie all the time, and that just isn't so!
But you do have to understand body language to know when they're lying and
when they aren't.

        When a politician rubs his nose, he isn't lying.
        When a politician tugs on his ear, he isn't lying.
        When a politician scratches his colar bone, he isn't lying.
        When his mouth starts moving, that's when he's lying!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1383 of 2182

Every paper published in a respectable journal should have a preface by
the author stating why he is publishing the article, and what value he
sees in it.  I have no hope that this practice will ever be adopted.
                -- Morris Kline
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1384 of 2182

Every path has its puddle.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1385 of 2182

Every person, all the events in your life are there because you have
drawn them there.  What you choose to do with them is up to you.
                -- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1386 of 2182

Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one
instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every program
can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1387 of 2182

Every program has (at least) two purposes:
        the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn't.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1388 of 2182

Every silver lining has a cloud around it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1389 of 2182

Every Solidarity center had piles and piles of paper ... everyone was
eating paper and a policeman was at the door.  Now all you have to do is
bend a disk.
                -- A member of the outlawed Polish trade union, Solidarity,
                   commenting on the benefits of using computers in support
                   of their movement.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1390 of 2182

Every successful person has had failures
but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1391 of 2182

Every suicide is a solution to a problem.
                -- Jean Baechler
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