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Alden's Laws:
        (1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause
            of pregnancy.
        (2) Always be backlit.
        (3) Sit down whenever possible.
 
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Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall,
Aleph-null bottles of beer,
        You take one down, and pass it around,
Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall.
 
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Alex Haley was adopted!
 
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Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting
for a dial tone.
 
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Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of
them keeps paying for it.
                -- Peggy Joyce
 
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All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally likely
than others.
                -- Alan Truscott
 
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All extremists should be taken out and shot.
 
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All Finagle Laws may be bypassed by learning the simple art of doing
without thinking.
 
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"All flesh is grass"
                -- Isiah
Smoke a friend today.
 
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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