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Fortune: 357 - 366 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  357 of 833

If you can't convince them, confuse them.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  358 of 833

Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  359 of 833

All general statements are false.  (Think about it.)
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  360 of 833

If it happens, it must be possible.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  361 of 833

Them what gets--has.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  362 of 833

If you are already in a hole, there's no use to continue
digging.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  363 of 833

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote
programs, then the first woddpecker that came along would
destroy civilization.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  364 of 833

People will believe anything if you whisper it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  365 of 833

A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick
in the pants.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  366 of 833

Never leave hold of what you've got until you've got hold
of something else.
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