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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  73 of 2171

Start the day with a smile.
After that you can be your nasty old self again.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  74 of 2171

State license plates we'd like to see:

           NEVADA                               MASSACHUSETTS
          LVME 10DR                               OW-A CAH
LAND OF 10,00 ELVIS IMPERSONATORS          THE GOOFY ACCENT STATE

           HAWAII                               WISCONSIN
           L-O HA                                CHEDDAR
FRUITY UMBRELLA COCKTAIL WONDERLAND         EAT CHEESE OR DIE
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  75 of 2171

State license plates we'd like to see:

        ALABAMA                                 ARIZONA
        IC1 NOW                                 120  F
THE UFO SIGHTING STATE                  THE HEAT PROSTRATION STATE

        CONNECTICUT                             MISSISSIPPI
         5:36  EXP                                4I4S2PS
WHERE THE SMART NY WORK FORCE LIVES     THE MOST OFTEN MISSPELLED STATE

        TEXAS                                   FLORIDA
      1-2-3 HIKE                                ZON KED
 PLAY FOOTBALL OR DIE                   AMERICA'S DRUG DEALER
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  76 of 2171

State license plates we'd like to see:

        MICHIGAN                                CALIFORNIA
       4-GET 74-77                              EGO-MN-E-X
EMBARRASSED HOME STATE OF GERALD FORD   THE SERIAL KILLER STATE

        NORTH CAROLINA                          NEW JERSEY
          WL-GOLLY                               ARG GGH
HOME OF GOMER, GOOBER AND JESSE HELMS      FIRST IN TOXIC WASTE

          KANSAS                                WASHINGTON DC
          TOTO -2                               $10000000 ETC
THE NOT MUCH SINCE THE WIZARD OF OZ     WASTING YOUR MONEY SINCE 1810
          MOVIE STATE
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  77 of 2171

STATISTICS:
        A system for expressing your political
        prejudices in convincing scientific guise.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  78 of 2171

Statistics are no substitute for judgement.
                -- Henry Clay
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  79 of 2171

Statistics means never having to say you're certain.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  80 of 2171

Stay away from flying saucers today.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  81 of 2171

Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  82 of 2171

Stay the curse.
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