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Q:      How can you tell if an elephant is having an affair with
                your wife?
A:      You have to wait 22 months.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1527 of 2298

Q:      How can you tell if an elephant is sitting on your back
                in a hurricane?
A:      You can hear his ears flapping in the wind.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1528 of 2298

Q:      How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?
A:      When his lips move.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1529 of 2298

Q:      How did the elephant get to the top of the oak tree?
A:      He sat on a acorn and waited for spring.

Q:      But how did he get back down?
A:      He crawled out on a leaf and waited for autumn.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1530 of 2298

Q:      How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A:      Unique up on it!

Q:      How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A:      The tame way!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1531 of 2298

Q:      How do you keep a moron in suspense?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1532 of 2298

Q.      How do you keep an Aggie busy at a terminal?
A.      While he's not looking, switch it to "local".
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1533 of 2298

Q:      How do you know when you're in the <ethnic> section of Vermont?
A:      The maple sap buckets are hanging on utility poles.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1534 of 2298

Q:      How do you make an elephant float?
A:      You get two scoops of elephant and some rootbeer...
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1535 of 2298

Q:      How do you play religious roulette?
A:      You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets
        struck by lightning first.
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