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Fortune: 701 - 710 of 2182 from Freebsd Fortunes 3

Freebsd Fortunes 3:  701 of 2182

COBOL:
        Completely Over and Beyond reason Or Logic.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  702 of 2182

COBOL is for morons.
                -- Edsger W. Dijkstra
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  703 of 2182

Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  704 of 2182

COBOL programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  705 of 2182

Coding is easy;  All you do is sit staring at a
terminal until the drops of blood form on your forehead.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  706 of 2182

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum --
I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  707 of 2182

Cohen's Law:
        There is no bottom to worse.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  708 of 2182

Cohn's Law:
        The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less
        time you have to do anything.  Stability is achieved when you spend
        all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  709 of 2182

Coincidences are spiritual puns.
                -- G.K. Chesterton
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  710 of 2182

COLD:
        When the politicians walk around
        with their hands in their own pockets.
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