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Fortune: 1878 - 1887 of 2298 from Freebsd Fortunes 5

Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1878 of 2298

Remember: use logout to logout.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1879 of 2298

Remembering is for those who have forgotten.
                -- Chinese proverb
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1880 of 2298

Remove me from this land of slaves,
Where all are fools, and all are knaves,
Where every knave and fool is bought,
Yet kindly sells himself for nought;
                -- Jonathan Swift
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1881 of 2298

Removing the straw that broke the camel's back
does not necessarily allow the camel to walk again.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1882 of 2298

Renning's Maxim:
        Man is the highest animal.  Man does the classifying.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1883 of 2298

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1884 of 2298

Repel them.  Repel them.  Induce them to relinquish the spheroid.
                -- Indiana University footbal cheer
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1885 of 2298

Reply hazy, ask again later.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1886 of 2298

Reporter:
        A writer who guesses his way to the truth
        and dispels it with a tempest of words.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1887 of 2298

Reporter:   "How did you like school when you were growing up, Yogi?"
Yogi Berra: "Closed."
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