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Fortune: 2102 - 2111 of 2298 from Freebsd Fortunes 5

Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2102 of 2298

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
                -- Tommy Manville
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2103 of 2298

She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring - they applaud.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2104 of 2298

She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.
                -- Gypsy Rose Lee
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2105 of 2298

She just came in, pounced around this thing with me for a few
years, enjoyed herself, gave it a sort of beautiful quality and
left.  Excited a few men in the meantime.
                -- Patrick Macnee, reminiscing on Diana Rigg's
                   involvement in "The Avengers".
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2106 of 2298

She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him
a look that you could have poured on a waffle.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2107 of 2298

She often gave herself very good advice
(though she very seldom followed it).
                -- Lewis Carroll
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2108 of 2298

She ran the gamut of emotions from 'A' to 'B'.
                -- Dorothy Parker, on a Kate Hepburn performance
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2109 of 2298

She say, Miss Colie, You better hush.  God might hear you.
Let 'im hear me, I say.  If he ever listened to poor colored
women the world would be a different place, I can tell you.
                -- Alice Walker, "The Color Purple"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2110 of 2298

She sells cshs by the cshore.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2111 of 2298

She stood on the tracks
Waving her arms
Leading me to that third rail shock
Quick as a wink
She changed her mind

She gave me a night
That's all it was
What will it take until I stop
Kidding myself
Wasting my time

There's nothing else I can do
'Cause I'm doing it all for Leyna
I don't want anyone new
'Cause I'm living it all for Leyna
There's nothing in it for you
'Cause I'm giving it all to Leyna
                -- Billy Joel, "All for Leyna" (Glass Houses)
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