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There is a 20% chance of tomorrow.
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There is a building with four floors. On the first floor, there
is a convention of architects. On the second floor, there is a
vinyl manufacturing plant. On the third floor there is a fast food
stand, and on the fourth floor there is a library.
Q: What would happen if a librarian traveled down in a small
elevator with one other person from each floor?
A: The elevator would be full.
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There is a certain frame of mind to which a cemetery
is, if not an antidote, at least an alleviation. If
you are in a fit of the blues, go nowhere else.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson: Immortelles
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There is a certain impertinence in allowing oneself to be burned for an
-- Anatole France
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There is a fly on your nose.
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There is a good deal of solemn cant about the common interests of capital
and labour. As matters stand, their only common interest is that of cutting
each other's throat.
-- Brooks Atkinson, "Once Around the Sun"
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There is a great discovery still to be made in Literature:
that of paying literary men by the quantity they do NOT write.
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There is a green, multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.
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There is a limit to the admiration we may hold for a man who spends
his waking hours poking the contents of chickens with a stick.
-- Tom Robbins, "Jitterbug Perfume"
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There is a new anti-communist organization that advocates the use of
wooden toilet seats.
It's called the Birch John Society.