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Fortune: 1953 - 1962 of 2182 from Freebsd Fortunes 3

Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1953 of 2182

Got a complaint about the Internal Revenue Service?
Call the convenient toll-free "IRS Taxpayer Complaint Hot Line Number":

        1-800-AUDITME
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1954 of 2182

Got a dictionary?  I want to know the meaning of life.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1955 of 2182

Got a wife and kids in Baltimore Jack,
I went out for a ride and never came back.
Like a river that don't know where it's flowing,
I took a wrong turn and I just kept going.

        Everybody's got a hungry heart.
        Everybody's got a hungry heart.
        Lay down your money and you play your part,
        Everybody's got a hungry heart.

I met her in a Kingstown bar,
We fell in love, I knew it had to end.
We took what we had and we ripped it apart,
Now here I am down in Kingstown again.

Everybody needs a place to rest,
Everybody wants to have a home.
Don't make no difference what nobody says,
Ain't nobody likes to be alone.
                -- Bruce Springsteen, "Hungry Heart"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1956 of 2182

Got Mole problems?
Call Avogadro at 6.02 x 10^23.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1957 of 2182

Gourmet, n:
        Anyone whom, when you fail to finish something strange or
        revolting, remarks that it's an acquired taste and that you're
        leaving the best part.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1958 of 2182

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish.  Don't overdo it.
                -- Lao Tsu
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1959 of 2182

Government spending?  I don't know what it's all about.  I don't know any
more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he doesn't
know much.
                -- The Best of Will Rogers
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1960 of 2182

Government spending?  I don't know what it's all about.  I don't know
any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he
doesn't know much.
                -- Will Rogers
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1961 of 2182

Government's Law:
        There is an exception to all laws.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1962 of 2182

Governor Tarkin.  I should have expected to find you holding Vader's
leash.  I thought I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on
board.
                -- Princess Leia Organa
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