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"He was a modest, good-humored boy.  It was Oxford that made him
insufferable."
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1220 of 3566

"He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both
eyes ..."
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1221 of 3566

He who attacks the fundamentals of the American broadcasting industry
attacks democracy itself.
                -- William S. Paley, chairman of CBS
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1222 of 3566

He who Laughs, Lasts.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1223 of 3566

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1224 of 3566

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.
                -- Redd Foxx
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1225 of 3566

Heaven, n.:
        A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of
their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you
expound your own.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1226 of 3566

Heavy, adj.:
        Seduced by the chocolate side of the force.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1227 of 3566

"Heisenberg may have slept here"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1228 of 3566

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
                -- Milton Friedman
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