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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1250 of 2327

If you will practice being fictional for a while, you will understand that
fictional characters are sometimes more real than people with bodies and
heartbeats.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1251 of 2327

If you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk.
If you wish to be happy for three days, get married.
If you wish to be happy for a month, kill your pig and eat it.
If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish.
                -- Chinese Proverb
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1252 of 2327

If you wish to succeed, consult three old people.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1253 of 2327

If you wish women to love you, be original; I know a man who wore fur
boots summer and winter, and women fell in love with him.
                -- Anton Chekov
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1254 of 2327

If you work for a man, in heaven's name, work for him.
If he pays you wages which supply you bread and butter, work for him; speak
        well of him; stand by him, and by the institution he represents.
If put to a pinch, an ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
If you must vilify, condemn and eternally find disparage -- resign your
        position, and when you are outside, damn to your heart's content...
        but, as long as you are part of the institution do not condemn it.
If you do that, you are loosening the tendrils that are holding you to the
        institution, and at the first high wind that comes along, you will
        be uprooted and blown away, and probably will never know the reason
        why.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1255 of 2327

If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1256 of 2327

If you would know the value of money, go try to borrow some.
                -- Ben Franklin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1257 of 2327

If you would understand your own age, read the works
of fiction produced in it.  People in disguise speak freely.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1258 of 2327

If you'd like to cultivate insomnia,
Bed down with a pretty girl.
Amor vincit omnia.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1259 of 2327

If your aim in life is nothing; you can't miss.
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