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Fat Liberation: because a waist is a terrible thing to mind.
 
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Fat people of the world unite, we've got nothing to lose!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1521 of 2182

Father: Son, it's time we talked about sex.
Son:    Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1522 of 2182

Fats Loves Madelyn.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1523 of 2182

Fay: The British police force used to be run by men of integrity.
Truscott: That is a mistake which has been rectified.
                -- Joe Orton, "Loot"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1524 of 2182

FEAR:
        What you feel when you see a U-Haul with Texas license plates.
 
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Fear and loathing, my man, fear and loathing.
                -- Hunter S. Thompson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1526 of 2182

Fear is the greatest salesman.
                -- Robert Klein
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1527 of 2182

feature, n:
        A surprising property of a program.  Occasionally documented.  To
        call a property a feature sometimes means the author did not
        consider that case, and the program makes an unexpected, though
        not necessarily wrong response.  See BUG.  "That's not a bug, it's
        a feature!"  A bug can be changed to a feature by documenting it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1528 of 2182

Federal grants are offered for... research into the recreation
potential of interplanetary space travel for the culturally
disadvantaged.
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