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Fortune: 1378 - 1387 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1378 of 2171

There is a 20% chance of tomorrow.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1379 of 2171

There is a building with four floors.  On the first floor, there
is a convention of architects.  On the second floor, there is a
vinyl manufacturing plant.  On the third floor there is a fast food
stand, and on the fourth floor there is a library.

Q:      What would happen if a librarian traveled down in a small
        elevator with one other person from each floor?
A:      The elevator would be full.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1380 of 2171

There is a certain frame of mind to which a cemetery
is, if not an antidote, at least an alleviation.  If
you are in a fit of the blues, go nowhere else.
                -- Robert Louis Stevenson: Immortelles
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1381 of 2171

There is a certain impertinence in allowing oneself to be burned for an
opinion.
                -- Anatole France
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1382 of 2171

There is a fly on your nose.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1383 of 2171

There is a good deal of solemn cant about the common interests of capital
and labour.  As matters stand, their only common interest is that of cutting
each other's throat.
                -- Brooks Atkinson, "Once Around the Sun"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1384 of 2171

There is a great discovery still to be made in Literature:
that of paying literary men by the quantity they do NOT write.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1385 of 2171

There is a green, multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1386 of 2171

There is a limit to the admiration we may hold for a man who spends
his waking hours poking the contents of chickens with a stick.
                -- Tom Robbins, "Jitterbug Perfume"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1387 of 2171

There is a new anti-communist organization that advocates the use of
wooden toilet seats.

It's called the Birch John Society.
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