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Pure drivel tends to drive ordinary drivel off of the TV screen.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2398 of 3566

Pure drivel tends to drive ordinary drivel off the TV screen.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2399 of 3566

Pushing 40 is exercise enough.
 
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Put no trust in cryptic comments.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2401 of 3566

Put your Nose to the Grindstone!
                -- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2402 of 3566

Putt's Law:
        Technology is dominated by two types of people:
                Those who understand what they do not manage.
                Those who manage what they do not understand.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2403 of 3566

Q:  Do you know what the death rate around here is?
A:  One per person.
 
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Q:  How did you get into artificial intelligence?
A:  Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2405 of 3566

Q:  How many DEC repairmen does it take to fix a flat?
A:  Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2406 of 3566

Q:  How many DEC repairmen does it take to fix a flat?
A:  Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.

Q:  How long does it take?
A:  It's indeterminate.  It will depend upon how many flats they've
    brought with them.

Q:  What happens if you've got TWO flats?
A:  They replace your generator.
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