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Fortune: 1289 - 1298 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1289 of 1340

Your worship is your furnaces
which, like old idols, lost obscenes,
have molten bowels; your vision is
machines for making more machines.
                -- Gordon Bottomley, 1874
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1290 of 1340

You're a card which will have to be dealt with.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1291 of 1340

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
                -- Jim Samuels to a heckler

Ah, yes.  I remember my first beer.
                -- Steve Martin to a heckler

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.
                -- Professor Irwin Corey to a heckler
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1292 of 1340

You're all clear now, kid.
Now blow this thing so we can all go home.
                -- Han Solo
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1293 of 1340

You're almost as happy as you think you are.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1294 of 1340

You're already carrying the sphere!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1295 of 1340

You're always thinking you're gonna be
the one that makes 'em act different.
                -- Woody Allen, "Manhattan"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1296 of 1340

You're at the end of the road again.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1297 of 1340

You're at Witt's End.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  1298 of 1340

You're being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.
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