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I could never learn to like her --
except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  339 of 2327

I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  340 of 2327

I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed.  Except perhaps the
time I found out that M&Ms really DO melt in your hand.
                -- Peter Oakley
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  341 of 2327

I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  342 of 2327

I didn't believe in reincarnation in any of my other lives.  I don't see why
I should have to believe in it in this one.
                -- Strange de Jim
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  343 of 2327

I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything!
                -- Bart Simpson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  344 of 2327

I didn't get sophisticated -- I just got tired.
But maybe that's what sophisticated is -- being tired.
                -- Rita Gain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  345 of 2327

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  346 of 2327

I didn't like the play, but I saw it under adverse conditions.
The curtain was up.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  347 of 2327

"I didn't order any WOO-WOO...  Maybe a YUBBA...  But no WOO-WOO!"
                -- Zippy the Pinhead
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