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I don't know anything about music.  In my line you don't have to.
                -- Elvis Presley
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1346 of 3566

"I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd
eat it, and I just hate it."
                -- Clarence Darrow
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1347 of 3566

"I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path."
                -- Ronald Mabbitt
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1348 of 3566

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the
streets and frighten the horses.
                -- Victor Hugo
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1349 of 3566

"I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before?!?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1350 of 3566

"I don't think so," said Ren'e Descartes.  Just then, he vanished.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1351 of 3566

"I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.  On the other
hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out."
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1352 of 3566

I don't want to alarm anybody, but there is an excellent chance that
the Earth will be destroyed in the next several days.  Congress is
thinking about eliminating a federal program under which scientists
broadcast signals to alien beings.  This would be a large mistake.
Alien beings have nuclear blaster death cannons.  You cannot cut off
their federal programs as if they were merely poor people ...
                -- Davy Barry, "THE ALIENS ARE COMING, THE ALIENS ARE
                   COMING!"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1353 of 3566

I doubt, therefore I might be.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1354 of 3566

"I dread success.  To have succeeded is to have finished one's business
on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment
he has succeeded in his courtship.  I like a state of continual
becoming, with a goal in front and not behind."
                -- George Bernard Shaw
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