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Fortune: 2002 - 2011 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2002 of 2171

Under deadline pressure for the next week.
If you want something, it can wait.
Unless it's blind screaming paroxysmally hedonistic...
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2003 of 2171

Under every stone lurks a politician.
                -- Aristophanes
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2004 of 2171

Under the wide an starry sky,
Dig my grave and let me lie,
Glad did I live and gladly die,
And laid me down with a will,
And this be the verse that you grave for me,
Here he lies where he longed to be,
Home is the sailor home from the sea,
And the hunter home from the hill.
                -- R. Kipling
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2005 of 2171

Under the wide and heavy VAX
Dig my grave and let me relax
Long have I lived, and many my hacks
And I lay me down with a will.
These be the words that tell the way:
"Here he lies who piped 64K,
Brought down the machine for nearly a day,
And Rogue playing to an awful standstill."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2006 of 2171

Underlying Principle of Socio-Genetics:
        Superiority is recessive.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2007 of 2171

understand, v:
        To reach a point, in your investigation of some subject, at which
        you cease to examine what is really present, and operate on the
        basis of your own internal model instead.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2008 of 2171

Understanding is always the understanding of a smaller problem
in relation to a bigger problem.
                -- P.D. Ouspensky
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2009 of 2171

Unfair animal names:

-- tsetse fly           -- bullhead
-- booby                -- duck-billed platypus
-- sapsucker            -- Clarence
                -- Gary Larson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2010 of 2171

UNFAIR COMPETITION:
        Selling cheaper than we do.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2011 of 2171

Unfortunately, most programmers like to play with new toys.  I have many
friends who, immediately upon buying a snakebite kit, would be tempted to
throw the first person they see to the ground, tie the tourniquet on him,
slash him with the knife, and apply suction to the wound.
                -- Jon Bentley
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