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Fortune: 737 - 746 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  737 of 1371

A long memory is the most subversive idea in America.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  738 of 1371

A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.
Buy the negatives at any price.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  739 of 1371

A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  740 of 1371

A lot of people are afraid of heights.  Not me.  I'm afraid of widths.
                -- Steve Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  741 of 1371

A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking,
and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks.
                -- Lew Col
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  742 of 1371

A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all.
                -- Thomas Hardy
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  743 of 1371

A major, with wonderful force,
Called out in Hyde Park for a horse.
        All the flowers looked round,
        But no horse could be found;
So he just rhododendron, of course.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  744 of 1371

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
                -- Carrie Snow
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  745 of 1371

A man always needs to remember one thing about
a beautiful woman.  Somewhere, somebody's tired of her.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  746 of 1371

A man always remembers his first love with special
tenderness, but after that begins to bunch them.
                -- Mencken
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