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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  814 of 2182

Corry's Law:
        Paper is always strongest at the perforations.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  815 of 2182

Couldn't we jury-rig the cat to act as an audio switch, and have it yell
at people to save their core images before logging them out?  I'm sure
the cattle prod would be effective in this regard.  In any case, a traverse
mounted iguana, while more perverted, gives better traction, not to mention
being easier to stake.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  816 of 2182

Counting in binary is just like counting
in decimal -- if you are all thumbs.
                -- Glaser and Way
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  817 of 2182

Counting in octal is just like counting
in decimal -- if you don't use your thumbs.
                -- Tom Lehrer
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  818 of 2182

Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  819 of 2182

Courage is grace under pressure.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  820 of 2182

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear -- not absence of fear.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  821 of 2182

Courage is your greatest present need.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  822 of 2182

court, n.:
        A place where they dispense with justice.
                -- Arthur Train
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  823 of 2182

Courtship to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.
                -- William Congreve
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