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New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
- David Letterman

You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
- Al Capone

The fountain code has been tightened slightly so you can no longer dip objects
into a fountain or drink from one while you are floating in mid-air due to
levitation.

Teleporting to hell via a teleportation trap will no longer occur if the
character does not have fire resistance.

- README file from the NetHack game

Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
- Frank Zappa

I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and
tired of being told that ordinary decent people are fed up in this
country with being sick and tired.  I'm certainly not.  But I'm
sick and tired of being told that I am.
- Monty Python

"There is no statute of limitations on stupidity."
-- Randomly produced by a computer program called Markov3.

There is a time in the tides of men,
Which, taken at its flood, leads on to success.
On the other hand, don't count on it.
- T. K. Lawson

To follow foolish precedents, and wink
With both our eyes, is easier than to think.
- William Cowper

It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4 B.C. - A.D. 65)

One may be able to quibble about the quality of a single experiment, or
about the veracity of a given experimenter, but, taking all the supportive
experiments together, the weight of evidence is so strong as readily to
merit a wise man's reflection.
- Professor William Tiller, parapsychologist, Standford University,
  commenting on psi research