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Freebsd Zippy:  114 of 549

Hey, waiter!  I want a NEW SHIRT and a PONY TAIL with lemon sauce!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  115 of 549

Hiccuping & trembling into the WASTE DUMPS of New Jersey like some
drunken CABBAGE PATCH DOLL, coughing in line at FIORUCCI'S!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  116 of 549

Hmmm ... a CRIPPLED ACCOUNTANT with a FALAFEL sandwich is HIT by a
TROLLEY-CAR ...
 
Freebsd Zippy:  117 of 549

Hmmm ... A hash-singer and a cross-eyed guy were SLEEPING on a deserted
island, when ...
 
Freebsd Zippy:  118 of 549

Hmmm ... a PINHEAD, during an EARTHQUAKE, encounters an ALL-MIDGET
FIDDLE ORCHESTRA ... ha ... ha ...
 
Freebsd Zippy:  119 of 549

Hmmm ... an arrogant bouquet with a subtle suggestion of POLYVINYL
CHLORIDE ...
 
Freebsd Zippy:  120 of 549

Hold the MAYO & pass the COSMIC AWARENESS ...
 
Freebsd Zippy:  121 of 549

HOORAY, Ronald!!  Now YOU can marry LINDA RONSTADT too!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  122 of 549

How do I get HOME?
 
Freebsd Zippy:  123 of 549

How do you explain Wayne Newton's POWER over millions?  It's th'
MOUSTACHE ...  Have you ever noticed th' way it radiates SINCERITY,
HONESTY & WARMTH?  It's a MOUSTACHE you want to take HOME and introduce
to NANCY SINATRA!
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