Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?
Do you have exactly what I want in a plaid poindexter bar bat??
Do you like "TENDER VITTLES"?
Do you think the "Monkees" should get gas on odd or even days?
Does someone from PEORIA have a SHORTER ATTENTION span than me?
does your DRESSING ROOM have enough ASPARAGUS?
DON'T go!! I'm not HOWARD COSELL!! I know POLISH JOKES ... WAIT!!
Don't go!! I AM Howard Cosell! ... And I DON'T know Polish jokes!!
Don't hit me!! I'm in the Twilight Zone!!!
Don't SANFORIZE me!!
Don't worry, nobody really LISTENS to lectures in MOSCOW, either! ...
FRENCH, HISTORY, ADVANCED CALCULUS, COMPUTER PROGRAMMING, BLACK
STUDIES, SOCIOBIOLOGY! ... Are there any QUESTIONS??