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Freebsd Zippy:  48 of 549

Civilization is fun!  Anyway, it keeps me busy!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  49 of 549

Clear the laundromat!!  This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!!
 
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Concentrate on th'cute, li'l CARTOON GUYS!  Remember the SERIAL
NUMBERS!!  Follow the WHIPPLE AVE. EXIT!!  Have a FREE PEPSI!!  Turn
LEFT at th'HOLIDAY INN!!  JOIN the CREDIT WORLD!!  MAKE me an OFFER!!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  51 of 549

CONGRATULATIONS!  Now should I make thinly veiled comments about
DIGNITY, self-esteem and finding TRUE FUN in your RIGHT VENTRICLE??
 
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Content:  80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRONi ... The waitress's UNIFORM sheds
TARTAR SAUCE like an 8" by 10" GLOSSY ...
 
Freebsd Zippy:  53 of 549

Could I have a drug overdose?
 
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Did an Italian CRANE OPERATOR just experience uninhibited sensations in
a MALIBU HOT TUB?
 
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Did I do an INCORRECT THING??
 
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Did I say I was a sardine?  Or a bus???
 
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Did I SELL OUT yet??
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