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I have many CHARTS and DIAGRAMS..
 
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... I have read the INSTRUCTIONS ...
 
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-- I have seen the FUN --
 
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I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket ...
 
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I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket ... I have read the
INSTRUCTIONS ...
 
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I have the power to HALT PRODUCTION on all TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES!!
 
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I HAVE to buy a new "DODGE MISER" and two dozen JORDACHE JEANS because
my viewscreen is "USER-FRIENDLY"!!
 
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I haven't been married in over six years, but we had sexual counseling
every day from Oral Roberts!!
 
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I hope I bought the right relish ... zzzzzzzzz ...
 
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I hope something GOOD came in the mail today so I have a REASON to
live!!
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