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Do you think the "Monkees" should get gas on odd or even days?
 
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Does someone from PEORIA have a SHORTER ATTENTION span than me?
 
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does your DRESSING ROOM have enough ASPARAGUS?
 
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DON'T go!!  I'm not HOWARD COSELL!!  I know POLISH JOKES ... WAIT!!
Don't go!!  I AM Howard Cosell! ... And I DON'T know Polish jokes!!
 
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Don't hit me!!  I'm in the Twilight Zone!!!
 
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Don't SANFORIZE me!!
 
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Don't worry, nobody really LISTENS to lectures in MOSCOW, either! ...
FRENCH, HISTORY, ADVANCED CALCULUS, COMPUTER PROGRAMMING, BLACK
STUDIES, SOCIOBIOLOGY! ...  Are there any QUESTIONS??
 
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Edwin Meese made me wear CORDOVANS!!
 
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Eisenhower!!  Your mimeograph machine upsets my stomach!!
 
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Either CONFESS now or we go to "PEOPLE'S COURT"!!
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