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Freebsd Zippy:  11 of 549

Alright, you!!  Imitate a WOUNDED SEAL pleading for a PARKING SPACE!!
 
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Am I accompanied by a PARENT or GUARDIAN?
 
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Am I elected yet?
 
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Am I in GRADUATE SCHOOL yet?
 
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Am I SHOPLIFTING?
 
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America!!  I saw it all!!  Vomiting!  Waving!  JERRY FALWELLING into
your void tube of UHF oblivion!!  SAFEWAY of the mind ...
 
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An air of FRENCH FRIES permeates my nostrils!!
 
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An INK-LING?  Sure -- TAKE one!!  Did you BUY any COMMUNIST UNIFORMS??
 
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An Italian is COMBING his hair in suburban DES MOINES!
 
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And furthermore, my bowling average is unimpeachable!!!
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