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Freebsd Zippy:  101 of 549

He probably just wants to take over my CELLS and then EXPLODE inside me
like a BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER!  Or maybe he'd like to
PSYCHOLIGICALLY TERRORISE ME until I have no objection to a RIGHT-WING
MILITARY TAKEOVER of my apartment!!  I guess I should call AL PACINO!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  102 of 549

HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  103 of 549

HELLO, everybody, I'm a HUMAN!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  104 of 549

Hello, GORRY-O!!  I'm a GENIUS from HARVARD!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  105 of 549

Hello.  I know the divorce rate among unmarried Catholic Alaskan
females!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  106 of 549

Hello.  Just walk along and try NOT to think about your INTESTINES
being almost FORTY YARDS LONG!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  107 of 549

Hello...  IRON CURTAIN?  Send over a SAUSAGE PIZZA!  World War III?  No
thanks!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  108 of 549

Hello?  Enema Bondage?  I'm calling because I want to be happy, I
guess ...
 
Freebsd Zippy:  109 of 549

Here I am at the flea market but nobody is buying my urine sample
bottles ...
 
Freebsd Zippy:  110 of 549

Here I am in 53 B.C. and all I want is a dill pickle!!
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