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Freebsd Zippy:  131 of 549

I am a jelly donut.  I am a jelly donut.
 
Freebsd Zippy:  132 of 549

I am a traffic light, and Alan Ginzberg kidnapped my laundry in 1927!
 
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I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  134 of 549

I am deeply CONCERNED and I want something GOOD for BREAKFAST!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  135 of 549

I am having FUN...  I wonder if it's NET FUN or GROSS FUN?
 
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I am NOT a nut....
 
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I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!
 
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I brought my BOWLING BALL -- and some DRUGS!!
 
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I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!!
 
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I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!!  I wonder if BOB
GUCCIONE has these problems!
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