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I haven't been married in over six years, but we had sexual counseling
every day from Oral Roberts!!
 
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I hope I bought the right relish ... zzzzzzzzz ...
 
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I hope something GOOD came in the mail today so I have a REASON to
live!!
 
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I hope the ``Eurythmics'' practice birth control ...
 
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I hope you millionaires are having fun!  I just invested half your life
savings in yeast!!
 
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I invented skydiving in 1989!
 
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I joined scientology at a garage sale!!
 
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I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
 
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I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker ... But now I can't remember WHO he
is ...
 
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I just had a NOSE JOB!!
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