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I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON!
 
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I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!!  And I was just getting in touch
with my LEISURE SUIT!!
 
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I just remembered something about a TOAD!
 
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I KAISER ROLL?!  What good is a Kaiser Roll without a little COLE SLAW
on the SIDE?
 
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I Know A Joke
 
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I know how to do SPECIAL EFFECTS!!
 
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I know th'MAMBO!!  I have a TWO-TONE CHEMISTRY SET!!
 
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I know things about TROY DONAHUE that can't even be PRINTED!!
 
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I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!!
 
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I like the way ONLY their mouths move ...  They look like DYING OYSTERS
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