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ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO
MONTALBAN'S HAIR!
 
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Are the STEWED PRUNES still in the HAIR DRYER?
 
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Are we live or on tape?
 
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Are we on STRIKE yet?
 
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Are we THERE yet?
 
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Are we THERE yet?  My MIND is a SUBMARINE!!
 
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Are you mentally here at Pizza Hut??
 
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Are you selling NYLON OIL WELLS??  If so, we can use TWO DOZEN!!
 
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Are you still an ALCOHOLIC?
 
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As President I have to go vacuum my coin collection!
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