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I'm rated PG-34!!
 
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I'm receiving a coded message from EUBIE BLAKE!!
 
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I'm RELIGIOUS!!  I love a man with a HAIRPIECE!!  Equip me with
MISSILES!!
 
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I'm reporting for duty as a modern person.  I want to do the Latin
Hustle now!
 
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I'm shaving!!  I'M SHAVING!!
 
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I'm sitting on my SPEED QUEEN ... To me, it's ENJOYABLE ... I'm WARM
... I'm VIBRATORY ...
 
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I'm thinking about DIGITAL READ-OUT systems and computer-generated
IMAGE FORMATIONS ...
 
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I'm totally DESPONDENT over the LIBYAN situation and the price of
CHICKEN ...
 
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I'm using my X-RAY VISION to obtain a rare glimpse of the INNER
WORKINGS of this POTATO!!
 
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I'm wearing PAMPERS!!
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