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Is this TERMINAL fun?
 
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Is this the line for the latest whimsical YUGOSLAVIAN drama which also
makes you want to CRY and reconsider the VIETNAM WAR?
 
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Isn't this my STOP?!
 
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It don't mean a THING if you ain't got that SWING!!
 
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It was a JOKE!!  Get it??  I was receiving messages from DAVID
LETTERMAN!!  YOW!!
 
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It's a lot of fun being alive ... I wonder if my bed is made?!?
 
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It's NO USE ... I've gone to "CLUB MED"!!
 
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It's OBVIOUS ... The FURS never reached ISTANBUL ... You were an EXTRA
in the REMAKE of "TOPKAPI" ... Go home to your WIFE ... She's making
FRENCH TOAST!
 
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It's OKAY -- I'm an INTELLECTUAL, too.
 
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It's the RINSE CYCLE!!  They've ALL IGNORED the RINSE CYCLE!!
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