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My haircut is totally traditional!
 
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MY income is ALL disposable!
 
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My LESLIE GORE record is BROKEN ...
 
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My life is a patio of fun!
 
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My mind is a potato field ...
 
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My mind is making ashtrays in Dayton ...
 
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My nose feels like a bad Ronald Reagan movie ...
 
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my NOSE is NUMB!
 
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... My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling
Alley!!
 
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My pants just went to high school in the Carlsbad Caverns!!!
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