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My polyvinyl cowboy wallet was made in Hong Kong by Montgomery Clift!
 
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My uncle Murray conquered Egypt in 53 B.C.  And I can prove it too!!
 
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My vaseline is RUNNING...
 
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NANCY!!  Why is everything RED?!
 
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NATHAN ... your PARENTS were in a CARCRASH!!  They're VOIDED -- They
COLLAPSED They had no CHAINSAWS ... They had no MONEY MACHINES ... They
did PILLS in SKIMPY GRASS SKIRTS ... Nathan, I EMULATED them ... but
they were OFF-KEY ...
 
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NEWARK has been REZONED!!  DES MOINES has been REZONED!!
 
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Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!
 
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Not SENSUOUS ... only "FROLICSOME" ... and in need of DENTAL WORK ...
in PAIN!!!
 
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Now I am depressed ...
 
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Now I think I just reached the state of HYPERTENSION that comes JUST
BEFORE you see the TOTAL at the SAFEWAY CHECKOUT COUNTER!
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