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One FISHWICH coming up!!
 
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ONE:    I will donate my entire "BABY HUEY" comic book collection to
        the downtown PLASMA CENTER ...
TWO:    I won't START a BAND called "KHADAFY & THE HIT SQUAD" ...
THREE:  I won't ever TUMBLE DRY my FOX TERRIER again!!
 
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... or were you driving the PONTIAC that HONKED at me in MIAMI last
Tuesday?
 
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Our father who art in heaven ... I sincerely pray that SOMEBODY at this
table will PAY for my SHREDDED WHAT and ENGLISH MUFFIN ... and also
leave a GENEROUS TIP ....
 
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over in west Philadelphia a puppy is vomiting ...
 
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OVER the underpass!  UNDER the overpass!  Around the FUTURE and BEYOND
REPAIR!!
 
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PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH?
 
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Pardon me, but do you know what it means to be TRULY ONE with your
BOOTH!
 
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PEGGY FLEMMING is stealing BASKET BALLS to feed the babies in VERMONT.
 
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PIZZA!!
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