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Somewhere in suburban Honolulu, an unemployed bellhop is whipping up a
batch of illegal psilocybin chop suey!!
 
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Somewhere in Tenafly, New Jersey, a chiropractor is viewing "Leave it
to Beaver"!
 
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Spreading peanut butter reminds me of opera!!  I wonder why?
 
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TAILFINS!! ... click ...
 
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        Talking Pinhead Blues:
Oh, I LOST my ``HELLO KITTY'' DOLL and I get BAD reception on channel
    TWENTY-SIX!!

Th'HOSTESS FACTORY is closin' down and I just heard ZASU PITTS has been
    DEAD for YEARS..  (sniff)

My PLATFORM SHOE collection was CHEWED up by th' dog, ALEXANDER HAIG
    won't let me take a SHOWER 'til Easter ... (snurf)

So I went to the kitchen, but WALNUT PANELING whup me upside mah HAID!!
    (on no, no, no..  Heh, heh)
 
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TAPPING?  You POLITICIANS!  Don't you realize that the END of the "Wash
Cycle" is a TREASURED MOMENT for most people?!
 
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Tex SEX!  The HOME of WHEELS!  The dripping of COFFEE!!  Take me to
Minnesota but don't EMBARRASS me!!
 
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Th' MIND is the Pizza Palace of th' SOUL
 
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Thank god!! ... It's HENNY YOUNGMAN!!
 
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The appreciation of the average visual graphisticator alone is worth
the whole suaveness and decadence which abounds!!
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