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There's a little picture of ED MCMAHON doing BAD THINGS to JOAN RIVERS
in a $200,000 MALIBU BEACH HOUSE!!
 
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There's enough money here to buy 5000 cans of Noodle-Roni!
 
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These PRESERVES should be FORCE-FED to PENTAGON OFFICIALS!!
 
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They collapsed ... like nuns in the street ... they had no teen
appeal!
 
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This ASEXUAL PIG really BOILS my BLOOD ... He's so ... so ... URGENT!!
 
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This is a NO-FRILLS flight -- hold th' CANADIAN BACON!!
 
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This MUST be a good party -- My RIB CAGE is being painfully pressed up
against someone's MARTINI!!
 
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... this must be what it's like to be a COLLEGE GRADUATE!!
 
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This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
 
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This PORCUPINE knows his ZIPCODE ... And he has "VISA"!!
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